Empfehlung

Hier wieder ein kleine Empfehlung an die vielen Millionen Kulturbanausen da draußen im Lande. Erinnert stark an die Tierhandlungsjungen ... falls die noch einer von den Kindern kennen sollte:

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Error Message from a CCP employee ... recorded at CCP hf Headquarter Iceland:

Ohne Worte

Mal was ohne weiteren Kommentar:

Capabilities

Seeing this pic I just wonder if this photo was made at CCP Headquarters:

Übrigens

Btw ... since CCP thinks "mother-jokes" or "sex with your mother-jokes" are suitable for a "family"-game ... here one of mine:

Freedom

Well every time I have to deal with CCP and all the denunciator in the community telling me ... heterosexual is good ... homosexual is bad ... and best of all GM's telling me only thing I had to do where acting like i where straight ... I think of this picture:

Another donation

PLEX FOR GOOD: blow up doll

is realy starting to roll

Another donation arived ... a brand new vibrator ... sadly without batteries ... but I think the little boys at CCP can emotionaly handle the tortuere of buying some batteries.

Just a C more

Just a C more and one of them could be CCP Hellmar (maybe with GM Spiral? and after this he has to ban himself):

Dmitri Vrubel - Bildniss auf der Berliner Mauer

PLEX FOR GOOD: blow up dolls

I want to thank you all ... the first donations for

PLEX FOR GOOD: blow up dolls

have arrieved. One person felt actually so sorry for the boys at CCP hf Iceland ... so he donated a worn Jockstrap and a used butt plug.

THANK YOU

PS: I imagine, since CCP read this three times, the virgin-boys at CCP Headquarter are out of there mind in anticipation!

passend zu Oktern

passend zu Oktern

Der Hase ... ähm naja Der Wolperdinger ... von Albrecht Dürer

Serious

After all that serious business something to chuckle about:

Everything's fine

Yesterday CCP checked out everything and everything is fine ... so

PLEX FOR GOOD: blow up doll

is up and running.

Remember you helping young boys evolving! Denying such help could lead in future harrasments because of a twistested and suppressed sexual identity.

Passend

passend zur PLEX FOR GOOD Aktion ... und den moralischen Werten einer gewissen Firma in Island:

Ob man in Incarna wohl auch nen Priester im Knabeninternat verkörpern kann?

after PLEX FOR GOOD: JAPAN

Dear player,

a earth-shattering catastrophy happend ... a whole company of boys still in virgin-state and without knowing there sexual orientation was discovered.

CCP hf in Iceland

So after PLEX FOR GOOD: JAPAN a new campain PLEX FOR GOOD: blow up dolls is starting.

Donate a PLEX or ISK to help buying a rubber doll for every employee at CCP.
Show mercy and help them experience there first sexual experience and help them find there sexual identity.

Since this is a aid fund for CCP itself you will not find any official anouncements at the EVE ONLINE website. Just ask your friendly Gamemaster where to donate the PLEX or ISK. 

Please send donations of used goods directly to CCP hf Headquarter in Iceland. Some of our boys could imagine to like playing with used stuff.

Intimidated

Well its fantastic that your not intimidated

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im not intimidated. question is...with 300k inhabitants, how long does it take to have seen every hooker on the island.... (hookers...brrrr. i like to hunt my prey not to pay it.)

But the real question is ... why are the little boys at CCP intimidated and what to do so they regain a normal sex-life?

PS: Maybe the players would also benefit ... when less money goes into hookers and rubber dolls more money could be spend in bug-hunting and developing!

PPS: NOW I KNOW WHY INCARNA IS SUCH A PRESSING ISSUE TO THE BOYS AT CCP. Virtual strippers and hookers for free to jerk off